On the weekend I was walking downtown for a friends birthday and made the wrong shoe choice and now I have a giant blister on the bottom of each foot to show for it. So at work today, I decided to not take lunch because tbh I just didn’t want to walk downstairs to the PATH to find something. So, when I got off work, I was craving something sweet and a S’mores Frappuccino came to mind. I figured that would be filling enough to tide me over until dinner but not so filling that I wouldn’t eat dinner. Plus, Starbucks was a drive thru so I could be lazy.

When I got to Starbucks though, they had no marshmallow whatever so no S’mores Frappuccino. Instead I got the Horchata Almond Frappuccino since that was what was being highlighted and I dont know the Starbucks menu well enough to think of something else quickly. They were also highlighting their Shaken Iced Teas and my coworker (the one who bitches at me when I buy Agua Fresca) made a huge stink about how amazing the Shaken Teavana Pineapple Black Tea Infusion was so I thought I would try it. I got it with lemonade because it was offered and I was curious.

I should have known better than to trust that co-worker because this is pretty meh. It is not a bad iced tea per se and its definitely got a distinctive pineapple flavor but either the lemonade, or perhaps Starbucks’ affinity for sweetening everything, makes this just too sweet. I thought a tart lemonade could highlight pineapple which tends to be sweet and tart but instead it is a slightly distracting side note that makes the whole thing seem a bit flat. This is okay in a pinch and tbh probably better without the lemonade but at the end of the day it wasn’t worth the hype my coworker made. The horchata frappuccino is pretty good though for those who want something sweet.

Helena

Nothing worse than hearing someone rave about something then you try it and it’s meh.

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My cupboard has grown exponentially since joining this site and I have a lot to share. Feel free to snoop through my cupboard and message me if anything interests you – I am always happy to swap!

For me, flavored teas are definitely my sweet spot. I will most often reach for black teas and rooibos or honeybush blends but I do keep some flavored whites and greens around for when the mood strikes. I have a few herbals/tisanes but most of the time I find myself disappointed by them as they often smell deliciously sweet and then end up tasting tart/sour. I have a little bit of an aversion to pu’erh and oolong teas. I am also wary of florals, earl greys, and chai teas. I do not like overpowering citrus flavors nor do I usually like hibiscus, licorice or chamomile. I love dessert teas – caramel, vanilla, toffee, cookie, cream, and other sweet flavors make me smile. Fruits like strawberry, peach, mango, and pineapples will often catch my attention as well.

I have also realized that although I really enjoy adding frothed milk to some of my teas, if I do not like the tea with zero additives (just in plain water without milk or sugar), I probably won’t drink it. The one exception is flavored matchas which I will happily drink in cold milk if I do not like it mixed with hot water. My theory is if the tea can’t stand on its own then it is not for me and I will more than likely try to swap it out for something else.

Tea Ratings Guide (as of December 10, 2017)
90-100 Teas I NEED on hand at all times
80-89 Teas I want to keep around for a cup every now and then
70-79 Teas I am glad I have around and can experiment with but probably don’t need more than what’s in my cupboard
60-69 Teas I would not turn down a cup of from a friend but that would probably be enough
50-59 Teas I can see why someone would enjoy but are not for me
Under 50 Teas I really did not like and most likely got dumped

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