I always crack up when I read the “flavours” of this “tea” – I try to picture one tea with all those flavours, and wouldn’t that just be the grossest thing ever? … Or maybe the best?
So while I was at my Aunt’s she made this very nice home cooked meal for us; it’s a big deal for me since, despite living with a chef, I don’t get home cooked meals anymore since moving out on my own. I mean, I cook – but from boxes and stuff. She uses actual fresh fruits and vegetables (some from her own garden) and does stuff from scratch.
So we had steamed green beans and corn on the cob with Vegan apple crisp & almond milk for dessert. She made stuffed Portobellos too in an effort to be concious of my being a Vegetarian, but forgot about my mushroom allergy so I had to politely decline those. And then, to go along with everything we had green tea – from a super nice, Bone China teapot. I’m like 90% sure the tea was Tetley since that’s her bagged tea brand of choice, but since I don’t know for sure I’m putting it here.
I didn’t really enjoy the tea, honestly – and not just ’cause it was straight Green tea. More so, the problem for me was that she steeped it a boiling temperature for an extended period of time so it was very bitter and scalded. But I so appreciated the gesture/effort and the beautiful teaware. And the meal was very nice, though not super filling.
…So, when I got home a couple hours later I ordered in food with Tre, though apparently I made a bad meal choice because I got stuffed Zucchini and, like the mature young adults we are, we couldn’t stop giggling over how phallic everything was when we were eating it. I am so ashamed to say that I have now deep throated a zucchini. After that we just watched The Voice and sorta hung out for a while; it was nice. There may have been a tickle fight, and I may have inadvertently kicked him in the jaw. But it was still nice.
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LOL on the flavors…I’ve had the same thought before!
Sounds like a lovely dinner!
The formal sit down one or the zucchini blowjobs?
The former, fo sho, but I’m also a zucchini fan haha.
While in Montreal, I learned that there is actually a drink called a blowjob that comes in a highball glass completely covered in whipped cream. You have to lick the whipped cream off and then down the drink using only your mouth to lift the glass…it is the epitome of class :P. Having see that, I do not judge your zucchini eating.
The sit down dinner sounds lovely though. If you ever come visit me/move to Toronto, I can cook for you. I lived with a vegan so I am well versed in the ways of making vegetarian foods :). Also, I know tasty restaurants to take you to
LOL on the flavors…I’ve had the same thought before!
Sounds like a lovely dinner!
The formal sit down one or the zucchini blowjobs?
The former, fo sho, but I’m also a zucchini fan haha.
While in Montreal, I learned that there is actually a drink called a blowjob that comes in a highball glass completely covered in whipped cream. You have to lick the whipped cream off and then down the drink using only your mouth to lift the glass…it is the epitome of class :P. Having see that, I do not judge your zucchini eating.
The sit down dinner sounds lovely though. If you ever come visit me/move to Toronto, I can cook for you. I lived with a vegan so I am well versed in the ways of making vegetarian foods :). Also, I know tasty restaurants to take you to