I JUST FOUND THE MAGICAL STEEPING TIME FOR THIS TEA.
Did I time how long I steeped it for?
No.
Was I at all paying attention as I was making it?
No.
Why?
Because I was too busy clicking on twitter and watching, of all things, Dumb and Dumber.
Dumb and Dumber.
I don’t even really like Dumb and Dumber. If there were ever to be an award for most appropriate movie title to coordinate with simultaneously occurring human behavior, I think I’d be at least nominated, because I just took a sip of this tea and it’s like rainbows and ponies and I think I just saw Jesus riding a unicorn pass by my window.
So I’m going to just savor this cup in front of me because while this tea is good, and I’ve had quite a bit of it, it’s never been THIS good.
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to teagasm all over your web browser. Seriously, though, this is good stuff. Does anyone have a cigarette?
