I was DYYYYYYING to hate this. I wanted, more than anything, to say:
“Happy Kombucha? More like UNHAPPY KOMBUCHA. AMIRITE?”
That’s not even a very funny joke. But I was chomping at the bit to make it.
This tastes like really juicy citrus-y fruit. (Fun fact: “Citrusy” is a legitimate option on the flavor scroll-down menu.)
It’s how I imagine Hawaii would taste. If Lilo and Stitch were to make a cuppa after a day of surfing and alien-ing around, this would be it.
Lilo/Stitch is a doubly-accurate image because there’s something slightly juice-box-y (not a flavor on the scroll-down menu) about this tea. It’s slightly artificial, which I don’t mind. Some people are purists. Other people* enjoy Diet Coke. Aspartame is delicious.
*Me. That’s me. I’m trash. I shouldn’t even be here.
Flavors: Citrus Fruits, Citrusy, Fruity, Pineapple, Tropical
